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I once heard the loose theory – or in this case, loose stool theory – that if one would exhibit a pile of shit before the public, half of the people would say it was shit, and the other half would say it was art. I don’t repeat that theory here to agree, disagree, nor [...]

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I’m not here to win any prizes; I’m just here to set the record straight. It was my first year of Jr. High., and Miss Honeycutt’s class sat before me. I held up a Ziploc bag containing a cat turd in one hand, and in the other hand I shook a black rubber snake. I [...]

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